I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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