so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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