so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
She's just so happy...and so naked.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
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