she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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