Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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