me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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