Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
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