Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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