Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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