what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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