on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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