I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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