***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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