i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
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