Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
My vagina just clenched in fear
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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