My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
His hands were made for my vagina.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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