So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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