I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
Randomize