wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
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