Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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