I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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