I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
He? As in you personified your dick?
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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