sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
not ubering you a puppy
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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