I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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