I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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