There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
