Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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