Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Found the puke drawer
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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