Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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