My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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