no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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