Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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