Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
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