its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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