I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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