u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
tell me about the eggs
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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