We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Randomize
