Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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