He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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