do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
