I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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