that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
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