please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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