i just google imaged poop.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
The uberlube is also flammable
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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