I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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