Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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