By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
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