Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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