I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
My feet surprised me
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
He has the fingertips of a God
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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