I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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