I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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