"it" just moved
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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