So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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