i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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