As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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