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I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
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