So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
we made out on top of his cat.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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